1. You're no way pretty enough
2. There's too many syllables in your name
3. You haven't saved any third world kids from land mines
3. You haven't saved any third world kids from land mines
4. You'll never screw anyone famous
5. You once made a joke about the song 'Daniel' being about a kid he bummed
6. You once made a joke about the song 'Crocodile Rock' being about a crocodile he bummed
7. He'd know you'd be quietly miffed at the fact he'd probably just change the words to an existing
song to make it about you, and call it a cop out.
6. You once made a joke about the song 'Crocodile Rock' being about a crocodile he bummed
7. He'd know you'd be quietly miffed at the fact he'd probably just change the words to an existing
song to make it about you, and call it a cop out.
8. Having read number 7, you then tried to think about celebrities that he could amend the words
to 'Candle in the Wind' for should they die. Your best one was for Peter Mandleson: 'Mandle in the Wind'.
9. You are no one.
to 'Candle in the Wind' for should they die. Your best one was for Peter Mandleson: 'Mandle in the Wind'.
9. You are no one.
